Kong Studio - Essex

Built in 1749 and erected on top of an old disused cemetery this beautiful building is within walking distance of one of the finest landfill sites in the country. The property boasts 30 rooms not including it's own bunker and adjoining hellhole and offers stunning views of eternal damnation.

The current owners have refurbished this piece of architectural genius to a very high standard and are looking for a quick sale. Early viewings are highly recommended.


Ivy Castle - Scotland

With a prime location in the heart of the Higlands this magnificent mansion contains 4 bedrooms and comes complete with an "open plan" kitchen, ample living space, amazing decor and off road parking. The last owners are no longer part of this world but wishes to stay part of the freehold.

The property is situated in the Scottish Highlands so expect some minor rainfall.


Wood Farm - Liverpool

A staggering 16th Century building with 3 bedrooms and a stunning converted loft. The house maintains a very airy feel and comes with 5000 acres of natural woodland. Previous owners did not want to sell but really had to live anywhere else.

May contain squirrels and other woodland creatures so prospective buyers must be fond of animals (or eating them).


High Rise Castle - Brighton

A spectacular detached cottage which offers one stunning studio room split across 3 buildings. This property comes with all mod cons. Extensive off-street parking and a picturesque south-facing garden.

Situated a short commute from the centre of middleofnowhere and has great access to transport links.SIMPLY MUST BE SEEN.


Mountain View - Wales

An outstanding six bedroomed Georgian house, which has been stylishly and comprehensively refurbished by the current owners to create an extremely comfortable and elegant home. Set in secluded and secure grounds just a stonethrow away from the Welsh border.



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