Kong Studio - Essex

Built in 1749 and erected on top of an old disused cemetery this beautiful building is within walking distance of one of the finest landfill sites in the country. The property boasts 30 rooms not including it's own bunker and adjoining hellhole and offers stunning views of eternal damnation.

The current owners have refurbished this piece of architectural genius to a very high standard and are looking for a quick sale. Early viewings are highly recommended.


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nadia wrote
at 2:02am on July 13th, 2008
i really like it
Kitty Master wrote
at 9:26pm on July 12th, 2008
this would be a great place i would trade most of my friends and even a few extra people for it
Agent wrote
at 5:20pm on July 11th, 2008
My sister traded me her soul for a piece of chocolate last Halloween. I'm willing to offer it for this marvelous studio. It's just the location I was looking for.
frobo wrote
at 11:07pm on July 10th, 2008
this is perfect! i'm willing to hand over an extensive collection of National Geographic mags for this . when my current lease runs up i will be leaving my job situation, so i think kong studios would be a great investment for future schemes. also, all the extra space is perfect for hosting couchsurfers! let me know soon cuz i just got my tax return (14 US dollars) and need to dispense of it quickly.
Jenny wrote
at 2:39pm on July 10th, 2008
With a little...hmmm...fixing up, this place could be a really nice place to live. Except that cemetery... Atleast it is very roomy :D
super massive cow lover wrote
at 8:34pm on July 9th, 2008
ok first tings first is there any land with it. grazing land for cows next gas and eletric dose it have any and if so how much 3rd is atual cost coz well i am willing to pay between 1 and 2 p which is kind next thing is it it listed coz i would knock it down to build a cow milking factory please tell me
waffle butter wrote
at 8:19pm on July 9th, 2008
OMG!!! i want it mine mine mine i will also take the sexy bad ass bass player on the side steal the blue haired pretty boy for meh fwend rice, Take noodle and russel just cuz there freakin awesome! Dood the gorillaz are such an inspiration. I love gorillaz so much!!!!! If there reading this murdoc is the sexiest man to eva live!!!!!! MURDOC IS GAWD! i am his servant hehehe lol i love gorillaz though i am in a band and they inspire me so much. I love gorillaz!
Ronnie Day wrote
at 8:10pm on July 9th, 2008
I will raise wat ever they said on here and throw in two Millie Vanillie UNHeard C.D's and $10 extra U.S. Dollaz GORILLAZ ROCK!!!!!!
Cassie Rose wrote
at 7:23pm on July 9th, 2008
lower the gas prices and we'll descuse it.
Kasey J wrote
at 7:00am on July 9th, 2008
Riku wrote
at 2:56am on July 8th, 2008
Do you accept €?
barry dudeeee!!! :D:D wrote
at 11:55am on July 7th, 2008
im willing to pay whatever i have in my pocket... about 17p, a half eaten piece of chewing cum and some furry stuff... i dont know what it is :D aw yea i nearly forgot... pretty please :) GORILLAZ ROCK!!!!
Novack wrote
at 9:54am on July 7th, 2008
Give you everything on teh internetz, umm my town, OVER 9000 /b/tards, 82 cents, 1/3 bottle of water, 2 cans of 7up, and pain piles I have let, my bed, one of my friends, Chuck Norris and his crappy bid, some left over fireworks, and my old mp3 player.
Gunoh wrote
at 12:49am on July 7th, 2008
ill give you my blood for Kong Studio
Chuck Norris wrote
at 6:08pm on July 6th, 2008
I'll give a sliver of Jack Link's Brand Beef Jerky and a swift and merciless kick to the groin. Nothing more.
Chuck wrote
at 12:54am on July 6th, 2008
Wut?!?! Why are you guys selling Kong studios? Are you breaking up??? You guyz are my life and i would be very depressed if you broke up da band. D:
Geoffrey M. Blum wrote
at 10:40pm on July 5th, 2008
I'll give you 5 pounds and an used cap. Complete the sale today and I'll throw in a picture of my dog.
Loren "Faust" Brown wrote
at 1:21am on July 5th, 2008
Ukay, about what judith said, I do so have a soul. Thank you very much. And I didnt mean a litteral cage...(unless of course, that is the price to pay for kong.). I actually happen to Love 2-D more than my current boyfriend, so judith can put a sock in it. If i had to put 2-D in a cage...it would most likely just be a bedroom with barred windows(unless murdoc said otherwise. After all, Murdoc is GOD.) And i have never risked losing my soul before now. Its just that...well..gorillaz are special to me, and I happen to know that kong is not easy to get away from. Once you go there once, its hard to stay away from. Meaning, I will gladly give Kong back if you ever needed it again. And you wouldnt need to give back anying I used to pay for the place. So I say BLAH!!! To Judith!
Sigmund Frog wrote
at 12:16am on July 5th, 2008
How's an offer of 20 million pounds sound?
judith wrote
at 8:51am on July 2nd, 2008
i am inclined to agree with sydney, and "faust" is bluffing by even claiming to have a soul. i am utterly appalled by the suggestion of caging poor, sweet 2-d. my soul has already been bargained for, (i didn't foresee an opportunity such as this and didn't plan ahead) and i have nothing else of value, other than a 2002 mustang in good working order (with slight body damage) and a modest-sized music collection. (it's good music though, from a plethora of genres and eras) i can go so far as to throw in my undying devotion, affection, and servitude (you know, cooking, cleaning, errands, etc. i'll follow you to the end of time just to keep your toenails trim.) any demeaning activity you can concoct is fine by me, so long as you keep making albums. whether or not a deed changes hands is of little concern to me.
Chr!sT3L [GoRiLLaZ-FaN] wrote
at 9:28pm on July 1st, 2008
That is mone go away how much is cost i don't care i have some much money so pleaaaase pleeeeeeas sell my this manison i love it!!!!!!!!!!!1
Loren "Faust" Brown wrote
at 10:47am on July 1st, 2008
Hmm...it was Murdocs house to begin with yeah? He bought it first, so I suppose i have to pay him. That being said, Ill give up my soul(i dont fink it ever been used), my freinds soul(whidh i bought from him last year for a quarter), and...lets see...since you hate 2-D,Mr. Niccals, I'll take him off your hands. He will only be of some bother to you when you need him to sing. That why, the band can still eat orphans while you live peacfully at home with no blue haired ponce to bother you. I would take the rest of em, too, but i have a rather small house. Its already to the point where 2-D would have to sleep in my room in a small cage. He can live of oyster crackers. What d'ya say? Nice bargain, yeah? I swear to never let him outside, that way, he'll get pale and creepy looking so that when compared, you are definatley the better looking one on stage (more birds!). So, thats my offer; doom for 2-D and two souls. Well...3 if you consider that since 2-D would be my property, i can give you HIS soul too. Sounds nice, dosnt it, Niccals?
Sydney wrote
at 6:45am on June 28th, 2008
I cant beleive you guys are sellin Kong Studios... If you people are real fan you wouldnt and shouldnt bid on this they need to live in kong studios and make my life alot easier without your music im nothing my life will have no pizzaz or anything!!! Do you ((gorillaz)) want me to spend my well earned cash on some kind of stupid japanese bubble gum pop music???I dont think you understand pretty much every band these days are the same...but you guys made it different and thats why i love you and wont put bids on here anymore.Because ill be spending money on some stupid music thats all the same and my life will end nothing matters to you anymore.And if youre wondering when iwrote this message i started to cry.But please dont break up and dont make my life a living hell.
El Alekz wrote
at 4:48am on June 27th, 2008
Is it Really Haunted.... If that's true I wanna buy it.... no matter what....
Casandra Stalker Smith wrote
at 9:49am on June 24th, 2008
My, my, many worthless bids I see. If people aren't careful they might offer something they can't afford to pay. This is my 5th bid I believe. Unlike prior bids, though, I am not representing myself alone. I represent http://www.gorillazsafehaven.net . Those members willing to give up their souls have started a collection of sorts. Fees are negotiable, just name a price and we will meet it.
John Gates wrote
at 3:45am on June 24th, 2008
I'm a cousin of Bill Gates and i am willing to buy Kong Studios for $30 Million dollars... waiting for reply Regards J. Gates
lindsey wrote
at 8:47am on June 23rd, 2008
does it include 2D and Murdoc? if so, I'll sell my soul.
Mr.Walker wrote
at 12:25am on June 22nd, 2008
I am a important and rich house buyer,i look for house to re-build it or leabe it as it is and re-sell it,so please contact me if your willing to sell Kong Studio's to me for $4.9 Million? Like to hear from yall soon!. -Mr.Walker
Teben wrote
at 7:26pm on June 21st, 2008
A bit of a fixer-upper. But I'd love to have a walk-through!
Patrick Diedrich wrote
at 6:54am on June 20th, 2008
This Particular Studio, judging from its design, contents, and the high price inflation of the world lately, I'd say this studio is worth 6,660,000 to 1 billion U.S. dollars, give or take. And it is MINE!!!!! MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE, MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!! IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH IT WITH THE VIEW OF YOUR EYEBALLS, I WILL KNAW OFF YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...HA!.............................MINE!
Roger wrote
at 6:50pm on June 19th, 2008
Ill pay 2 dolla for it!!! and a piece of gum (stride)
Devon wrote
at 11:13pm on June 18th, 2008
Ill give yall $1 for it
Alonso wrote
at 8:56am on June 17th, 2008
I'm looking to purchase new investment properties. I was wondering if it would be possible to schedule a tour of the interior to see how much repairs might cost. Hope to hear from you soon!
K2-D wrote
at 1:30am on June 15th, 2008
Alex wrote
at 6:23am on June 14th, 2008
I would buy that in a heart beat
RandaNiccals wrote
at 3:44pm on June 12th, 2008
Don't want the studio... but if Murdoc is for sale, well... I might make several bids then :)
the last of the 23 rudeboys wrote
at 3:57pm on June 9th, 2008
dude, your selling it? well, i pay asking price! there gonna be another cd? l8a g'z
florie n wrote
at 2:21pm on June 9th, 2008
André_Br wrote
at 11:52pm on June 8th, 2008
Interested, please contact me! lol
Nny wrote
at 10:02pm on June 7th, 2008
any chance they're selling noodle? @[email protected] I'll take her for the asking price no problem!
Johnny wrote
at 9:59pm on June 7th, 2008
Kongs being sold? What happened? We getting another book or another cd first? I'm anxious and curious! As long as I know noodle is safe im fine, but what about the mysterious message she left later... hmmm. But I digress... love the gorillaz!
Vanessa & Ivy wrote
at 7:20am on June 7th, 2008
(ivy)...how does one go about selling a condemned building?... BRING IN THE BULLDOZERS!! im sorry kong's for sale...I'd offer my soul, but i don't have one... (vanessa) i'll give you my soul if you guys just came back to kong studios and told us wtf is going on! PLEASE!
Marina L. Niccals wrote
at 11:07pm on June 6th, 2008
wonderful. I'll give you my younger brothers AND sister, including a half-eaten lollipop and a VIP Pass to the Bunny Ranch =D srsly. How much do you want for it? If I find out now, I could probably buy it by the time I'm 29. lol I love zombies and demons and Nazi corpses in brian's room in the basement. Does the gay polar bear come included?
Cameron wrote
at 8:53pm on June 5th, 2008
my dream house
OmgItsRawrLad wrote
at 4:52pm on June 5th, 2008
Haha Thats Awesomeo! Ide Love That House, I Am Willing To Accept That As A Gift From The Gorillaz Crew And Everyone Else's Money Spent On Gorillaz Items And CD's ^____^ Haha If Were To Sell Ide Want It AS IS Including Everyone And Everything In it! www.myspace.com/TheMostEpicKidInExistance
Marion wrote
at 3:09pm on June 4th, 2008
Ow'. They are so cool. Want to visit it =).
George wrote
at 2:53am on June 4th, 2008
oh man! how much? , is a good place, more than 30 rooms , an a box office, very isolated (i hate neighborhoods), a carpark. bunker,and a good architecture, mmh , in the hell hole i can fry sausages :) but the problem is the gay polar bear and the zombie and demon infestation. I give a million of dolars for the Studio (in little pays of 2 dollars for a week) but the price needs a bit less for the infestations an the conditions of the place. Fans of gorillaz when anybody get the Kong Studios make a party and invite me! note:I know a secret (the longer comment is a oportunity of get KS) It´s coming up,It´s coming up,It´s coming up,It´s coming up,It´s coming up,It´s coming up, It´s there!
Alisha wrote
at 2:24pm on June 3rd, 2008
Nice place. You can keep the hellhole though. I wasn't expecting this website, plus page, to exist but what the heck, how much does the house cost anyway?? I know I can't afford it. XD But I'm just asking. ^-^
Hugo wrote
at 2:01pm on June 3rd, 2008
My Kind Of Place. This place is awesome!!
kris shaw wrote
at 4:56am on June 1st, 2008
my house bit*ch